Aliens

We go out to the field and drink a lot of beer. Paul starts walking real strange. I’ve never seen anything like it. He says, “If you see an alien, do you film it or shoot it?” I only have a phone, so I film it. I go to bed that night convinced Paul is an alien. Why else would he have said that if he wasn’t? I’ve always believed in aliens, I just didn’t think I’d ever get to see one. I upload my footage. No one online believes Paul is an alien but they rally behind his strange walk. Paul becomes internet famous and stops hanging out with me. Whenever someone recognizes him, he has to do the strange walk for them. He’s drunk all the time, so it isn’t very hard. He’s eventually able to afford a trailer on the outskirts of town but later gets arrested for being involved in some pretty nefarious stuff.