Tweet/PSA of the Day, If You Assault Cops While Wearing A Banana Suit… edition.

…do not post pictures of yourself in the banana suit afterward. Or maybe do, because this was funny. I laughed. God help me, but I laughed.

2/2 @PhillyPolice say Thomas helped lead detectives to himself by posting selfie video & pics to social media from the car meetups. pic.twitter.com/fMykvJAh1i

— Steve Keeley (@KeeleyFox29) October 9, 2024

Via @iowahawkblog, who is likewise finding humor in this situation, somehow.

(PS: For the record, throwing firecrackers at a cop car or whatever it was is definitely assault, but I dunno if I’d agree it was aggravated assault. I thought it would be, like, a bat or something. Not that it matters, because I’m not going to be on that jury anyway.)