Bingo slot filled: They Control the Weather

Earlier this year I posted several of the most likely foil hat theories that we could experience during election season. One of them was the theory that the elites do, in fact, control the weather with some kind of machine and would likely use it to disrupt the election. Given everything we’ve seen over the past few months, I confidently declare that bingo slot filled and provide my rationale below.

Google "cloud seeding" and the results yield ample instances of pilots dropping chemicals into clouds to bring rain. A military operation during Vietnam, called Operation Popeye, was able to extend the country's monsoon season by five months. The US did this to flood the Ho Chi Min trail, a critical supply route for the communists at the time.

If they can control the rain, then what else can they control? Could they possibly control fire? And if so, what could they accomplish by blazing the very earth?

Well for starters, the normies are starting to question the global warming narrative. Perhaps Greta Thunberg's autistic stare became a little too annoying, or the thought of eating bugs turned enough stomachs off and enough brains on to make them rethink the whole thing.

So, they need a way to reenergize it. What better way than to start a ton of fires and blame it on global warming?

Again, I know it sounds crazy. But consider this: Maui's fires "melted" cars, and the government is still not allowing insurance companies in to assess the damage on people's private property. A bunch of homes in Chili also mysteriously caught fire in a prime cliff area overlooking magnificent views, and Texas recently experienced the worst fires ever recorded in the panhandle. Several independent bystanders caught green laser beams falling from the heavens shortly before the fires, and the fire damage in Texas and Chili is eerily similar to Lahaina’s.

And now we have hurricanes in the Carolinas and Florida.

I would be willing to chalk my suspicions up to aluminum poisoning if not for the horrific response by FEMA and Mayorkas. Not only is their reaction anemic or slow; it’s downright evil. These agencies are blocking private volunteers and churches from delivering aide. Rumor has it that one local got so annoyed with this attitude that he beat a FEMA responder to a bloody pulp.

There are also reports of a rich lithium vein lying in the path of Helene, and a quick board meeting afterwards with town elders stated that the remnants of their homes would be bulldozed along with the remaining bodies.

Yes, you read that right.

If their intentions were to use a weather machine to destroy some pesky Trump supporters sitting on a lithium mine, then it would all add up, now wouldn’t it?

Again, I encourage you to do your own research and make up your own mind, but given everything I’ve seen over the past year, I am now placing a nice red cover on the bingo square: “They control the weather.”