My Ridiculous and Amazing Idea

Recently I had an idea - one of the most amazing and important ideas I've ever had in my life. But I can't be proud of myself, because it's an idea that in retrospect is ridiculously obvious, and I cannot remotely justify why it took me so long to think of it.

The idea is that I should write a book about animals and Torah.

Now, I know what you're thinking. Didn't I already spend much of my life doing exactly that? Didn't I publish The Torah Encyclopedia of the Animal Kingdom, a monumental work th...