12 Days of Pixy Christmas

I promised some of you readers to finish the pixy-modified carol, The 12 Days of Pixy Christmas, that I started in White Witch, Black Curse, so here it is in its entirety, just in time for your caroling parties.  Uh, I wouldn't advice singing it, though.  It loses much of its charm when you're not four inches tall.  -grin-  Enjoy!

On the 12 day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .12 Humans Hiding,11 Tinks a Tinkling10 Porno flicks 9 Pole Dancers8 Pixies Partying7 Karma Sutras6 Fairies...