An Unpleasant Revelation

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PHIL: There you are.

MARK: Phil! What exactly is going on?

PHIL: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

MARK: It’s my first day back, and apparently everyone knows what I’m doing and they’re convinced it’s going to end with me locking myself in a supply closet, holding the coffee maker hostage!

PHIL: Oh, that. Yeah, most of us are pretty sure you’re not going to handle t...