“Run Your Own Mail Server” sponsor and Patronizer gifts

I spent the weekend transforming crates of stuff into a heap of packages.

Dear sponsors, you have a gift coming. It is not a copy of Run Your Own Mail Server. Go read the fine print on the description of what you backed: I said I will send you a gift, not a copy of the book. Your package contains not one but two items. They are irreplaceable, so when you trick them into falling into the smelter they will be gone forever.

Tricking them won’t be hard. They’re not that smart. Merely irreplaceable....