Seven Things To Do

Instead of responding to negative reviews:

1) Buy a voodoo doll. Better yet, buy a Voodoo Donut. Jab it full of pins or pretzels, as you wish.

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2) Remind yourself that your book will not be to everyone's taste. Also remind yourself that the negative reviewer might possibly be ill-equipped in the manhood region/a chronic bed-wetter/suffering from a rare disease that makes them smell exactly like the sewer treatment plant down the road.

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