On Age

As during the recent Euro season, I've spent many evenings in bars or at Euro villages soaking up the atmosphere. However, one recurring annoyance has been the challenge of being a female football fan in those locations, where interruptions are all too common.

To navigate this, I've developed a simple strategy:

If a young guy tries to chat me up, I tell him I'm old enough to be his mom.

If an older guy tries to chat me up, I tell him I'm underage (although there's a risk o...