Miracle merger in Washington D.C.

In an incident that stunned onlookers, Joe Lieberman and John McCain have merged into one creature. The merger occured just minutes ago when the two politicians made the mistake of standing within earshot of each other while they emmitted ear-shattering screeches of indignation and illogic, and performing a series of rapid 180-degree turns. According to one witness, the merger was accompanied by "a sort of gross fleshy sound, like when you drop a large steak on the floor." The resulting en...