Totally Random Reason for Tummy Problems

I'm not going to go into details, people, don't worry. But many commenters mentioned having tummy problems often amped by anxiety, and I've had really bad tummy problems for the past several years. Two years ago, I got a colonoscopy and we never quite solved them (but at least I know I don't have Crohn's or celiac disease or colon cancer, at least I didn't two years ago).

Around the time I told my primary care doctor about The Lump (cue DJ Nibbles!), I told her about my tummy problems and she...