There's Still Time

To sponsor me in Dzanc Books Write-A-Thon. Every dollar counts. You'll be essentially making me write for twenty-four hours straight.* You could win fabulous prizes.** Just think of the crazy things I'll write that you can read for your low, low donation of anything you want to donate.*** Sponsor me today!****

*Straight here only means chronologically and may be stretched out over four days with breaks in between for eating, bathroom stops, sleep, drinking, video gaming, gardening...