The Most Frequently-Asked Question of Our Time

QUESTION: Hey, Ames, now that you have books coming out, are you quitting your dayjob?

SHORT ANSWER: Hell no.

LONGER ANSWER: Hell, hell no, no.

LONGEST ANSWER: Look, I am really lucky. I like what I do for a living. I like where I work.

I have worked some really cool places; my first job in L.A. was at DreamWorks. Freaking DREAMWORKS. We got free breakfasts and lunches every day, and one time I saw Barry Manilow on the campus! I got free Shrek merchandise and a free DVD of The Island! When The Is...