THE DAY IN TWEETS:

i shall birch you about the face and hands #3:40 AM and the nut finally cracks? brain i hate you. i shall birch you with thoughts of COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL for this. #Follow Friday: @santaNO4every1 slipping special yuletide magic into your eggnog #FollowFriday #ff #Santa #Christmas #TigerWoods #30rock #i have heard good things have just happened to somebody. i love it when my friends become successful– it means we're taking over the world. #hey, happy birthday @ayeletw #what's...