Dial E For Evil: Free Humorous Short Story–Enjoy…if thou so dares!

This short story was originally published in Tales From the Boiler Room (an anthology by Mighty Quill books.) The genre? Not horror. It’s dark comedic fantasy. Enjoy!

Wanted: Alive.

That’s what the posters said in a bold twenty-point Times New Roman font. How much plainer could the message be? If Evil Overlord Crii Ba’al Kreios had wanted the young orphan dead, he would have killed him himself. But why someone so young? It hardly seemed fair.

Aragroan was just entering into his manh...