Day 3,894: Clean

I have the living room floor scrubbed clean for the first time! With our “cross wave,” at least, which is this vacuum-slash-mop that sucks up the water as you go so it doesn’t stay sitting on your floor and cause water damage. The only thing about this thing…is that we have the battery-powered version. The more EXPENSIVE fancy version, of that I have no doubt…but it only lasts for about 30 minutes at a time, which is not enough for our floor. Not by a long shot. So, it’s a dance of how many char...