So Sorry, But Every Inch of You Is Toxic

Your toxicity will fall to manageable levels as long as you keep spending money.

I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but let’s face it: every inch of you is toxic and you urgently need to detox literally everything.

Have you looked at what’s in your gums under a microscope? Please don’t, you may faint from the horror. Your whole mouth is a cesspit of toxicity, but your gums are off the charts: if you were to spit into a tidal pool, everything would die: corals would bleach, fish would go bell...