Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About My Breasts

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The other day, a man in a car pulled over and rolled down his window, waving to get my attention. I stopped walking because I figured he wanted to ask directions — but he only wanted to know about my breasts. Were they natural or did I have implants? If the latter, where did I get them done?

I gave him the finger and resumed walking away.

But in honor of that bold truth-seeker, I thought I would share with you, my beloved readers, the complete and true story of my breasts...