Trans-Class Pride Day

Trans-Class PrideCelebration Planned

 

By Frank Scott

 

A spokesperson forTrans-Class-Pride said a massive parade and rally for the hundreds of millionsof working class and poor Americans who feel rich but are disrespectfully notallowed to be what they feel is planned for a weekend soon.

“ A day would be muchtoo short for all our members to be able to participate and we may need a weekrather than a weekend’ said cis-working class member George Melissa Mulatto whodelivers for amazon but feels like the people he delivers to - a member of theupper middle class.

 

“We are sick, tired andfed up with being denied the American dream and forced to live the Americannightmare of the gig economy at best and street poverty at worst” said thepoorly dressed but academically rich even though only having been to college tomake deliveries and clean toilets spokesperson, whose pronouns arehomeless/houseless.

 

‘When we march togetherwe feel stronger and at peace without seeing therapists which we cant afford orusing drugs which we cant afford either.”

 

“I have a good friendwho is a woman with a penis and shim gets to use toilets of shims choosing,play on men’s sports teams and is respectfully treated as trans female. If shimcan have their feelings acknowledged why cant we? Just because some of us haveno bank accounts is no reason to deny us credit or because we are withoutwardrobes deny us money for rent. After all, Americans spend billions on ouranimals and even call them members of our families. Cant we give that muchrespect to the majority of us Americans who struggle to get by let alone thesubstantial minority of us who have no shelter and are forced to live underconditions many of us would not tolerate for our pets?

We may no more be middleclass than my friend with a penis is an actual female but we deserve at leastthe trans rights being enjoyed by so many citizens. How about trans classAmericans who are possessed of testicles, vaginas, both or neither butnonetheless are members of the human race who deserve at the very least what atiny minority of us have: equality of transism!”

 

Congress is consideringlegislation to ban any public display of trans-classism unless it can be shownthat all trans classists are not inspired by Chinese or Russian or Socialist orCommunist or Catholic or Jewish or Agnostic or Atheistic propaganda and allhave testacals, vaginas, both or neither and firmly believe in the Americanconstitution and the right of people to spend trillions of social dollars onwar, hundreds of billions on pets, while poverty, injustice and othermarketable commodities remain available to all Americans withoutdiscrimination.

 email: fpscott@gmail.com Frank Scott writes political commentary and satire which appears online at theblog Legalienate  http://legalienate.blogspot.com)  

 

 

 

 

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