When Writing Functions as a Big-Time Sleeping Pill

Maybe it doesn’t rise to the level of a felony.

But certainly a citation should be issued.

The writer should have to pay. He should have to surrender an old typewriter or a keyboard—along with a promise to do better in the future.

I’ve found a soporific passage. I want you to read it. I’m not going to name the writer.

Try to stay awake. It’s a paragraph of sheer diabolical torture:

“Saying that Africans must have control over their own countries and their own future, U.S. officials backed the ad...