WHODUNNIT WEATHER

 

Angered skies today.

Don’t believe me?

Ignore that luminescent Smith and Wesson glow at your own risk.

 

Someone somewhere has a guilty conscience.

 

This is moist armpit weather,

Aroma of asshole weather,

Whodunnit weather.

 

Plan your deodorant accordingly.

Not that it will help…

Go ahead, make my day.

 

Pff…