Signing at Science Fiction Bohandeln

I have a new rider, thanks to The Science Fiction Bookshop in Stockholm, so for all my future signings I shall require what they provided, in the following order:

A black velvet table cloth, studded with diamonds to look like stars, and an assistant to drape me in it if a crisis should occur.

A pink pencil case with unicorns. Similar fantastic beasts are acceptable.

A full mug of chilled water.

An air conditioner or tower fan strategically placed beside me.

At least three super sweet minions to perform vital tasks such as opening books at the correct signing page, and tell me the hottest trends in fantasy.

A photographer.

At least ten fantastic employees with fantasy related name tags. Classic names like «Poor Yoric» and «Slutty Space Queen» are non-negotionable.

Thank you to everyone who took the time on a sunny day to come and see me, and to Science Fiction Bokhandeln for caring so deeply about their visitors. You are fantastic!