Evolve or Die: Is this the End for Sword and Sorcery?

Original Heroquest box art by Les Edwards, © MB Games, 1988.

BARBARIAN SOUP

A classic, no-effort comfort dish, handy for those back-of-the-cupboard ingredients a little past their sell-by date.

© 20th Century Fox

Writing time: 30 minutes

Serves: Men over fifty, lazy editors

Ingredients:

1 ripe barbarian + sword

1 wilted slave girl (clothes removed)

1 mad sorcerer + minions (you can substitute the traditional robed cultists for animated skeletons if you prefer a little crunch)

1 giant snake (or unknowable...