Stupid Shit Scammers say book marketer edition and Q&A!

Book marketers are getting on my nerves lately and it got so annoying I compiled a list enjoy!

People publishing without sales surprise me, are you really working on the right thing or you arrogant to ask for help. We don’t need your help dumbass and it takes time to build a following!

Amazon books sales are thriving in all genres. Share your book link for exposure if it's not selling much. Selling more then you ever will. 

Hi Authors

It's time for promotion drop your book link. Yeah right this is something you put to get authors to get your services.

Your book's concept has captured my attention with its intriguing and engaging premise. I'd love to delve deeper into its intricacies with you. Your insights are invaluable, and I believe a discussion could enhance and refine your work. If you're available, I'd be delighted to chat further. Feel free to send me a friend request at your convenience. Thank you. Hell no you are just trying to sell me your services. You’re just kissing ass to get services. 

Authors

Did you know that your book can save a life?? My books make people horny and entertained nice try!

Drop your book link below for the audience to dive into. Not here in the proper reader groups.

AUTHORS & WRITERS

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN RECEIVING REVIEWS FOR YOUR BOOK, KINDLY SHARE YOUR BOOK LINK WITH US. 

I can help you create a cinematic video trailer that will give awareness and perfect description of your book to attract readers so they are eager to buy the book

Would you love to see some samples? Hell no not with you. 

Authors with fewer than 20 reviews on Amazon share your book links for additional promotional support. You are a fucking idiot and can’t write worth shit hell no!

Hi,i understand your concerns as an author and am here to help you navigate marketing with confidence. With expertise in Book proof reading,book cover design, book mockups, book trailer, book marketing and more, I can help you showcase your work and reach your target audience effectively. I prioritize trust and transparency in our collaboration, ensuring your safety and security. Let's focus on building your author's platform and promoting your book without compromising your well-being.

Would you be interested in creating a compelling book trailer that captivates with striking visuals and intriguing narration, sparking curiosity and enticing viewers to explore your book further?

Hello great author kindly share your book link for promotion to grow your book visibility and view

How many books have you published on Amazon?

In what categories of genre do you write? Multiple

What challenges are you currently facing as an author? Book marketing scammers bugging me and not letting me fucking write. 

Congratulations on your book release! 🎉 Your hard work truly shines. As a book promoter, I'm excited for your success. If you'd like to explore promotional opportunities, feel free to reach out. Here's to your impact and success!

Let's collaborate and work as a team to build your book brand awareness and visibility to potential readers to increase sales. Not with you idiot not trusting a joker like you.

Your book is lovely and amazing! I was wondering if you'd be willing to share some insights with me? Lol you ask to see it and then make fun of low reviews like a jerk when it takes time to build a reader base. Then some of them will perform a metric thing and show you how the book is performing like thanks it is just out a week it takes time you asshole. 

I'd love to ask you some questions about your book and your marketing goals for it. Would you mind sharing your thoughts? I’ll write you a book since you really are annoying with this question. 

This is truly amazing work. Your dedication and passion for writing really shines through. Keep writing and sharing your creativity with the world!

Congratulations 👏 🎉 🎉 on this, are you in need of a verified review for your book because, Having a reviews help to build credibility and trust with potential readers. If a book has a lot of positive reviews, readers are more likely to take a chance on it. Second, reviews we help a book rank higher in search results on sites on Amazon , making it more visible to potential readers. Third, book reviews we provide valuable feedback, helping to improve your writing and make your next book even better. Ultimately, book reviews are an important part of the publishing process and a valuable tool for authors.

I do a book review at a low rate. There are other ways of getting reviews then dealing with this idiot. 

Congratulations on your Books, would you be interested in getting a Book trailer and Mockup Design for your Books? We already have them! 

Author show off your book link

Wow nice book

Buh if you wanna make higher goals on your book

Kindly message me privately first less conversation 

Could you share a pivotal moment in your writing career that significantly shaped your approach to storytelling?

What are the challenges you face while writing your books? Scammers like you make me irritated. 

Hello check your inbox for some tips on how authors are getting richer on their books

Great Author kindly show off your book link

Sure, let's hear from everyone: morning birds or night owls? When do you feel most productive?

What pre-writing rituals do you have? For me, it's music and coffee. How about you, fellow authors?

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Hello Talented Authors,

Getting your book in front of the right readers and achieving your sales goals can be challenging. Your book caught our eye, and we believe it has great potential.

We offer a compelling marketing solution that has helped many authors on Amazon succeed. Choose from:

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Our goal is to help you maximize your book's reach and impact. If you’re ready to boost your book's visibility and achieve your sales targets, we’re here to help.

Warm regards,

Elena Cynthia Amazon book publisher and expert digital marketer.

My lovely authors show off your book link

I appreciate your literary treasure you are sharing the world! I would be glad to share some clues with you based on your book.

Authors, drop your book links! Let's support each other!

ARE YOU WRITING TO INCREASE YOUR VISIBILITY OR TO DRIVE BOOK SALES?

As an author, you invest significant time and effort into your work. But what are your ultimate goals? Do you want to simply share your ideas with a wider audience or generate a steady income from your writing?

Let's develop a strategic plan to achieve your objectives! Whether you're looking to boost your author platform or sell more books, I'm here to help. Reach out to explore the possibilities!

So much bs!

Like really who would fall for this crap? Not me and I’ve been getting these assholes daily it is annoying. 

One was stupid to ask if I was an author when I clearly told them I used a booktoker to promo my book on Tiktok so told them I guess you can’t read since I do tiktok videos. Then said good talk and the dumbass kept begging me to recommend them to an author or introduce them and said please. No, Why? Because you can’t read. 

I have had a trailer done and the stupid idiot say well you tried and it isn’t professional. Then one made fun of my mock up and again said it isn’t professional. The dumbass even described what a mock up is as if I didn’t know it already. I’ve had several point out my books “poor” performance on some bs metric site. Kinda shitty since the book has been out a week. They try so hard to scam me on their bs marketing services. 

Let me give you my marketing plan to shut up all these idiot book marketers.

I have a trailer:

Mock up:

I advertised on Tiktok with Tiktok ads, paid Facebook ads, paid a booktoker to talk a few videos about my books and promote it on their Tiktok and Instagram. Did a Youtube unboxing of my book, posted it on X, Insta, Threads, Bluesky, Hive, Medium, Substack, Discord. Everything want to know what else works? Writing the next book because readers build up over time you can’t just promo one book especially if you have 23 like me. It take time and posting to the groups in your books genre. These markers have fake first and last names, and they aren’t legit either. Stolen pics and shit english one even called spam sperm like wtf. Someone even said I shouldn’t use Vellum or Atticus to format my books and said it was causing trouble for other authors yeah right. Get fucking lost. I don’t use Word or the other program. Another annoying thing was she was bugging me at work. They are also stupid and can’t read many will try to put you into their services which is bullshit. We don't have money like they think we do. I left alot of the promo groups since it was full of their whiny clickbaity posts. Like you can tell they are scammers! My facebook messages are friends and family only since people want to argue like assholes and can’t take fucking no for an answer. 

Here is how to spot them!

I don’t have time to argue with idiots who don’t want to listen. I already promo my stuff. But the thing that works best is working on the next book to get a body of work. I’m also in training for a day job and I recently decided to get another apple pencil to try my hand with Procreate and emotes for Twitch. Writing is going ehh since these book marketers are so annoying I don’t want to think about books right now. But with this new job more books are on the way! And more articles. More Youtube content, Instagram and Tiktoks got more in store so stay tuned!

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