WHO Do You Think You Are?

In only the biggest news to break since pig yoga made its debut in Massachusetts, just this past glorious holiday weekend, the infamous World Health Organization’s “Pandemic Preparedness Treaty”—the one that would have eliminated national sovereignty and guaranteed travel restrictions, unprecedented surveillance, and most likely my very own spot in the grimmest FEMA camp imaginable—bit the proverbial dust.

As they are wont to do, the WHO had attempted to package the pandemic treaty in trendy inc...