There is no photographic evidence

but I do have witnesses to the fact I put on a wetsuit today and took part in my first surf lesson. Notice I did not say I surfed? - simply had a lesson. Husband did surf. Like skiing, he jumped right in there and off he went. He shows me up every time. There is me, normal. Him, prodigy. Should have seen him during our mountain climbing adventure - think the instructor wanted to adopt him. I'm too slow. I can do the manoeuvre perfectly on land, but on water - I get to my knees and well...if y...