May 17, 2024: The results are in! Prepare to be unamazed!

The results of Sharky’s DNA test are in and they are…underwhelming!

I guessed mostly pug but probably some beagle.  Maybe mastiff or boxer.  Perhaps a touch of dachshund?

We sent away the samples three weeks ago and today were alerted to the results.

Are you ready?

Yep.  Mostly pug.  I’m not surprised he’s majority pug but kind of surprised by how much pug given the big ears, stubby legs, and sausage-like body.

But maybe there are answers in that 7.5%?

Unresolved?  DNA too small to assign to any one breed?  Come on.

So the best they can do is guess…

I mean sure, it’s possible.

I guess.

How uncertainly uninteresting.

In other news, the semifinal results are in in the Stargate Greatest Villain Tournament.  To no one’s surprise, neither was particularly close…

Which sets up our BIG championship finale.  It’s Anubis vs Baal.  Who ya got?

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