A Few of Apollo’s Favorite Things

Throwing up on soft surfaces, like carpet. Or on tiles. Or on the owner’s foot.

Sunbathing in a spot of sunshine, but never going on a walk outside the house.

Barking in his sleep, dreaming about chasing other dogs and not vice versa.

Taking long naps with legs stretched behind him.

Ignoring commands like, Come here! or Sit! or Stay!

Playing with an orange (or a yellow or a blue or a red) mini tennis ball—no other toy will do in their stead.

Resting in his grandma’s lap for hours, or in his mom’...