I feel better than James Brown

I had a physical last week and I am fortunate: I seem to be in pretty good health overall. But even if I weren’t, I would be grateful that my health care provider is forward-thinking enough to post my lab results to my “health portal” where I am free to ignore them, look at them, google them, and yes, fret about them whenever I want and without anyone’s permission (e.g., those are my actual metabolic panel results above).

Not everyone is so lucky.