Icannot speak to Godliness, as
It’snever been my bailiwick.
Ifholy scripture was my sea
I’dwind up floating like a brick.
Butcleanliness is something that,
Asage advances, I embrace with
Openvisage as a sign of
Eleganceand humble grace.
Thegreat unwashed may have their reasons,
Muckand mud may have a season, but
Itseems barely short of treason
Withsoap and water near at hand.
Stopthe crying, no more sighing,
Doesn’ttake a lot of trying.
Thereis simply no denying,
Noway to misunderstand.
Nastyhas a time and place.
Grungyhas its hour,
Butwhen the dirty work is done
Bekind enough to bathe or shower.