More terrible punning conundra

My formatting choice last time was incredibly unpopular, so I am now just placing the answer directly under the question, the way R.L. Stine would want.

As always, I have freely plagiarized myself, both my published and unpublished works. Furthermore, I went ahead and “beneath the fold” placed the previous set of conundra, reformatted so you can “enjoy” them this easier-to-read way.

Some of my books have no puns!

Q: What kind of eggs come from ovaries?
A: Over-easy.

Q: What does a pirate from Boston...