Sneak Peek: First Chapter of All Folked Up!

Chapter 1

“To go wrong in one’s own way is better than to go right in someone else’s.”

― Fyodor Dostoevsky, Crime and Punishment

*Hannah*

The theme of my retirement party was Spring Break.

I’d chosen it after the monetary success of an impromptu car wash we’d had last summer. If tonight was my last night as an exotic dancer, I wanted to go out with plenty of buck for my bang—if you catch my drift.

Wet T-shirt contests, a tiki bar, a limbo bar (how-low-can-you-go limbo, not the Catholic-waiting-...