book signings

When I am in a store and I see someone handing out something, or even if I see an author signing books, do you know what I do? I steer clear of that person. Yes, I, an author, who knows what it is like to stand there with no one to talk to.

Why do I do this? Because I am convinced that the person there is a salesperson, which means they will have a great pitch. They will be smiling and happy and have a good story to tell me. And whatever their product is, it will suck. Because, in my h...