A Writer's Brain Radio

Ever wanted to know what goes through a writer's mind as she's writing? Look no more!Is this sentence too long? It's the opening sentence, it's too long and confusing, and the reader will stop reading and never read my book! If I cut it into two sentences, does it turn into blah utilitarian prose and the reader will be bored and stop? Was it stylish in the first place, or does it just have too