Make funny poems
Behold! Today’s poem is my version of the French form known as a villanelle, although it turned into something else. Who knows? Maybe I made my own poetry form. Anyway, enjoy!
Day 10Bumfuzzle
There was a whippersnapper,
who caused a hullaballoo
Quite a cattywampus,
a real live ballyhoo
A scalawag, a rascal,
he spoke in such a piffle
No one could understand him,
especially with his snotty sniffle
Frou-frou, dressed up so fancy,
A flibbertigibbet if ever seen,
Now claimed the collywobbles,
Flipped his tummy, turning him green
The young man was in trouble,
“We charge thee as a biblioklept!”
His cheeks bulged with eight chapters,
Had he made a grave misstep?
“Destroying books, is oh, so wrong, why do it, it’s a puzzle.”
The young man slurped, “But I missed lunch!”
He shrugged, flabbergasted and bumfuzzled!