Dookie books
Hi all,
I would to invite you to the world of Dragon Valley and its beadt of an almost anti-hero Dookie.
The first two novels have done well and im very proud of them.
Dookie A Colourful life, Dookie World War 3 have both topped the bizarro charts on lulu.com!!
WW3 is still at no1 right now. Please check out
DOOKIEBOOKS.COM
For more details on the adventures, news & interviews, bio's on the characters and more crazyness too.
I would to invite you to the world of Dragon Valley and its beadt of an almost anti-hero Dookie.
The first two novels have done well and im very proud of them.
Dookie A Colourful life, Dookie World War 3 have both topped the bizarro charts on lulu.com!!
WW3 is still at no1 right now. Please check out
DOOKIEBOOKS.COM
For more details on the adventures, news & interviews, bio's on the characters and more crazyness too.
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TumpyTump;
This old wacky fella has seen it all. From breakfast in bed to delivered lunch burgers from his favourite golden arches. He’s eaten it all. He likes to order kiddy size cheeseburgers and pretend it's the biggest burger you can order, due to his midget hand complex. Before uniting large swathes of less educated and well-off GreenBack clans to conquer a vast majority of the central lands Tumpytump ran a chain of seedy motels and strip joints.
Tale of the tape.
Height: 6'
Weight: very very really really average, no, honest he's the most perfect weight he can be.
Actual weight: 23 Stone, 322lbs
Penis name: Stumps
Colour: Orange
Habits: nose picking and pussy grabbing
Talents: he's always right.
Pet leach: covfefe
Best pal: The megalomaniac Poostinks
Combat: if anyone says he isn't right he publicly flogs them and uses the tears from his tiny crying eyes to burn parts of their skin off. Then sends them a twata message to inform them and the world he was right.
Tumpytump can't walk up or down steps, so employs a small group of Ruskie women to travel with him everywhere he goes. They pick him up and carry him up and down any stairs, steps or curbs he encounters. That's all they do for him of course. Nothing else. Nothing. He promises.
He has restarted the war at the old southern front and built a large wall to keep, what he describes as, raping, murdering aliens out.