Foil Hat Theory 7: The Election that Won’t Be

Foil Hat Theory 7: The Election that Won’t Be.

This is my final entry regarding Conspiracy Theory Bingo: The Election That Won’t Be. This theory is the reason why I undertook this series now and not last year. It’s because 2024 is election year, the year when we are supposed to have a chance to get rid of Joe Biden and put someone easier on our wallets and safety in his place.

But the foil folk are saying the election may not happen.

How the elites will pull this off may be the culmination of every theory I’ve proposed, plus some I haven’t. Or they could stack a few. Perhaps they will do a combination of Civil War 2.0 and the Black Swan Blackout sprinkled with a new manufactured virus for extra seasoning. Or perhaps they’ll just have the invaders storm our homes, giving them an excuse to declare martial law and cancel the election.

It’s hard to say. I am a theorist, not a psychic, but if it’s one thing I hope I’ve shown you, it’s the value in considering possibilities. That said, you don’t need my foil hat anymore. You can make your own, and with it, your own theories!

Here’s what you’ll need:

1) An open mind.

2.) The ability to recognize patterns and connections.

3.) Thick skin. They will call you crazy, racist, and a litany of other things. Learn not to care, or even better, learn to take these insults as signs that you are on the right track.

4.) Imagination. If you can think of it, your enemy can too, and then the question becomes "would they, do it?" This is where you'll need the next thing:

5.) The ability to think like your enemy. This can get complicated, as different kinds of evil have different philosophies and thus employ different tactics, but the end goal of evil is always the same: more power. So, ask yourself ‘would this scenario I’ve imagined give it to them? If yes, then you are likely onto something!

6.) The ability to recognize predictive programming and controlled opposition. Has your theory had prominent talking heads saying something opposed to it? Have there been any popular movies, video games, books, and/or journalists predicting your theory? If any of this is true, then congratulations! You've just concocted a good conspiracy theory!

Now it's up to you to decide what to do with it.

I truly hope you have enjoyed this journey as much as I have. For the past year and some change, I have been faithfully posting every week. Unfortunately, I will have to decrease my blog entries to biweekly for the foreseeable future. I am working on the release of two more books as well as dealing with some life changes that need my attention. I promise you Chester’s next adventure and The Spirits of Suddenly will be worth it.

In the meantime, I wish you all a Blessed Holy Week and a joyous Easter Sunday!