A Monday Panzerism
Panzer on true confessions:
Sometimes Mom says, "Panzer, you're a good boy."The sickening truth is ... she's right.
No real cat would ever want to be a good boy.But ... I am so afflicted.
It seems that some time ago, on a bright and sunny Druid holiday, I stepped in a patch of good-kitty-ness.And ... got the stuff all over my beautiful black fur.So ... I tried to lick it off ...And ... contaminated my insides.
Wow! That was good catnip.*
It was there at that precise moment ...That ... I became a good boy ...
And have been tormented by it ever since.
*From Cat Wisdom for humans
Sometimes Mom says, "Panzer, you're a good boy."The sickening truth is ... she's right.
No real cat would ever want to be a good boy.But ... I am so afflicted.
It seems that some time ago, on a bright and sunny Druid holiday, I stepped in a patch of good-kitty-ness.And ... got the stuff all over my beautiful black fur.So ... I tried to lick it off ...And ... contaminated my insides.
Wow! That was good catnip.*It was there at that precise moment ...That ... I became a good boy ...
And have been tormented by it ever since.
*From Cat Wisdom for humans
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