"A Turtle in Love, Singing," by Tara Campbell

I read this sweet, weird, hilarious story yesterday, and now I want to become a traveling doctor, using this story as my patent medicine. "Lifts moods and births laughter, guaranteed to leave you feeling better than you started." It's "A Turtle in Love, Singing," by Tara Campbell, in Bourbon Penn, a new-to-me zine.

The story is in the form of police reports from the hapless Green Lake Police, who deal with a string of odd encounters, beginning with a disgruntled pelican or perhaps pelicans, sight...