Why I’ve Been Drunk Two Nights in a Row

Many of you lovely readers have clearly recognized that this is out of character for me and have emailed me inquiries. Thank you for your concern. You don’t spend 36 years being a cruel, abusive person and only two trying to correct that without having deep and profound moments of self-disgust when a mirror gets unexpectedly held up in front of your face pulling memories that you thought were long forgotten.

I’m out of alcohol and done drinking for now. Will I detail this in a post? No, I won’...