Foil Hat Theory 4: They Control the Weather

Sounds crazy, doesn't it? I mean, it seems that only God could do this, probably because ethically speaking, only God should. However, if the COVID era taught us anything, it's that power addicts will gladly light ethics aflame in exchange for their fix.

In other words, if they can control the weather, and by default, control you, then they will.

There is evidence that they have already done so and are actively doing so right now. Google "cloud seeding" and the results yield ample instances of pilots dropping chemicals into clouds to bring rain. A military operation during Vietnam, called Operation Popeye was able to extend the country's monsoon season by five months. The US did this in order to flood the Ho Chi Min trail, a critical supply route for the communists at the time.

If they can control the rain, then what else can they control? Could they possibly control fire? And if so, what could they accomplish by blazing the very earth?

Well for starters, the normies are starting to question the global warming narrative. Perhaps Greta Thunberg's autistic stare became a little too annoying, or the thought of eating bugs turned enough stomachs off and enough brains on to make them rethink the whole thing.

So, they need a way to reenergize it. What better way than to start a ton of fires and blame it on global warming?

Again, I know it sounds crazy. But consider this: Maui's fires "melted" cars, and the government is still not allowing insurance companies in to assess the damage on people's private property. A bunch of homes in Chili also mysteriously caught fire in a prime cliff area overlooking magnificent views, and then we have the thorn in President Brandon's side, Texas itself. That state is currently experiencing the worst fires ever recorded in the panhandle. Several independent bystanders have caught green laser beams falling from the heavens shortly before the fires, and the fire damage is eerily similar to that in Lahaina.

Could they be controlling the weather, in order to control you?

Considering everything we've been through over the past few years, this theory is at least worth some consideration, and while I will never tell you what to do or believe, dear reader, I confess this one is DEFINITELY going on my 2024 bingo card!