THANKS STEVEN TYLER!

I’d like to thank Steven Tyler for coming back to the forefront in pop culture. As I walk around through life random idiots now say “Hey, he looks like Aerosmith” instead of the usual “Hey look it’s Howard Stern!” (Nothing against Howard Stern. Still waiting on that phone call to come on your show. The ex-girlfriend crap is ancient history so let’s cut the bull shit. Your listeners would love my book and I love you.)

When he first took  his job on American Idol I rolled my eyes just as every other rocker in America. In hindsight I think it was absolutley genious. Take it from me, in 2012 it’s very difficult to make a living in rock n roll and it looks as though he’s doing just fine.

I do find it interesting that they’re calling me “Aerosmith” instead of “Steven Tyler.” I’m sure Joe Perry would be happy to hear that.

Although I just heard that Howard Stern will be on some American Idol-like program which means I’ll be going back to being Howard Stern in the streets. But that also means there could be some time slots opening up in radio….

Someday, as I’m walking around through this thing called life they’ll say, “Hey, you look like Lüc Carl.” I hope that someday is soon.