Flash Fiction #604 -- Alien (Drabble)

 Humans have strange ideas about aliens. They imagine us as ugly, bug-eyed creatures with razor teeth (humans have a fascination with teeth), or we are tall, beautiful humanoids who often turn out to be evil.Been there. Done that.Pretending to be human is an infuriating act of self-inflicted insanity. I decided I would try a different approach. I would study the humans from the