A message from Adventure Team Director, Jack Slade

Live from the Adventure Team Headquarters: Location – Unknown. A message from AT Director, Jack Slade.

 

“First of all, my name is Jack Slade and I want to address the recent requests of my team. We are a fighting organization with highly skilled operatives who do not have time to fraternize with Barbie or any of her friends. As far as the GI JOE gobblity goop, the next time I hear that particular phrase, the user will find himself in a cold dark cell at Gitmo! With that out of the way, here are a few words from my second in command, David Marshall.”

“As of now, the organization formerly know as the Adventure Team, will now be know as the Action Adventure Team or AAT. The AAT is an elite branch of the Department of Defense, similar to the FBI/NYPD Joint Terrorism Task Force and the CIA Counter terrorist Center’s Special Activities Division. Our headquarters are in Washington, D.C. with satellite operations in major cities where threats are likely. The AAT’s primary mission is to disrupt and destroy foreign and domestic terror cells hostile to the United States, as well as protect it from terrorist attacks. With an office in nearly every major city, the AAT also has a role in creating security policy and fighting groups of organized crime that fund terrorism. Now, back to director Slade.”

“We’re a generation of men raised by women. I’m wondering if another woman is really the answer we need. I know that this a quote from the movie, Fight Club, but it applies now more than ever. This country has become soft and the AAT is here to whip it back into shape.”