Don't Give Up the Day Job

Shh!  I’m going to talk about something unmentionable.  It’s something we all have to do it but we don’t really like to talk about it.  Is it the washing up?  No, that’s what dishwashers are for.  Is it going to the toilet?  No, poo is a perfectly acceptable topic for conversation, particularly when you are British and drunk.  Is it sex?  Of course it’s bloody not.  Erotica is a massive seller on Amazon, although I’m not entirely sure that Fifty Sh...