How to Make Friends As An Adult (The Easy Way)

I hit my social peak at five years old. Kindergarten was “da bomb,” let me tell you.

I was double-booked for play dates. I frequently had three, yes, THREE birthday parties on the same weekend. During lunch, I had a system to hang out with all of my friends. I would eat my sandwich at the blue table, eat my carrots at the green table, and eat dessert at the red table (where the best swapping was).

At recess, it was agony trying to decide if I should play tag, do the monkey bars, or trade s...