DDC-054 "DDC Deadest Print" Irregular Issue Field Notes

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HERE'S THE DEAL: First there was the Dead Prints. Gobbled up in hours. Then there was the Deader Prints. Gone in minutes. Now it's the Deadest Prints of them all! And they will go fast. Each set is $17.95. Buying options below are as follows, "Two 3-Packs," "Four 3-Packs" and "Six 3-Packs." Pick one of the three options. One purchase per human.

DEADEST PRINTS...BE ALIVE!!!!

Product Details:01. Various crunched, crinkled, forgotten and forlorned Deadest prints!02. Cover and back hit with a brute force "Sepulchral Silver" foil. From crispy clean to cloyingly crusty to all-out bedlam.03. Inside cover and back cover hit with a gruesome 2-color application of "Pestilent Purple" and "Obfuscous Orange" fluorescent inks. Let's get weird, shall we? Okay.04. Think ink on durable papers.05. Proudly printed, foiled, stitched and trimmed in Portland, Oregon by our buddy Austen representing Stevens I.S.06. Kitted and shrink-wrapped by the tenacious team at Some Place Else out in Beaverton.07. 3.5" x 5.5" in dimension.08. 48-page memo books, and ready for the world.09. Very, very limited run of these weirdo books. 7000 three-packs!10. Innards paper is "Do Not Go Into The Light" white smooth text with a grid printed in a macabre mist of "Terrifying Turquoise" ink. Makes no sense, right? Wrong. Perfectly precarious.11. Graph paper.12. Each belly band is hand-numbered on the cover, using our patented freehand technique. We take the belly band as seriously as we take ANYTHING ELSE IN OUR LIVES.13. LIMITED TO "ONE ORDER" PER HUMAN. Options include "2 Three-Packs," "4-Three-Packs" and "6 Three-Packs." Don't go buying forty of these things. We fight hard to make sure every customer can get a couple sets, and if someone comes in hot with an order for 100 of them, we reserve the right to cancel that order, and politely remind you to follow the rules.14. We always say it, but here goes again: THESE ARE GONNA GO FAST. Act now!

"DDC Deadest Print" Field Notes - (2) Two 3-PacksOrdering Details:$35.90 for Two 3-Packs +$7 USPS Shipping
(2) Two 3-Packs $35.90��USD "DDC Deadest Print" Field Notes - (4) Four 3-PacksOrdering Details:$71.80 for Four 3-Packs +$12 USPS Shipping
(4) Four 3-Packs $71.80 USD "DDC Deadest Print" Field Notes - (6) Six 3-PacksOrdering Details:$107.70 for Six 3-Packs +$14 USPS Shipping
(6) Six 3-Packs $107.70 USD "DDC Dead(er)(est) Tombstone" Souvenir Patch

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Ordering Details:$7.99
Colorways Limestone Light Gray Granite Dark Gray

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The Fine Print:For customers using PayPal, click the link above they'll take it from there. Make damned sure your mailing address in UPDATED before placing an order. All orders are shipped out as fast as we can. We ship everything USPS "First Class" rates. We fight hard to make these as AWESOME as possible, and FIRE THEM OFF as the orders come in. Long live Leigh!International Orders:We have a stash set aside for international orders. Once we ship all the domestic USA orders, we'll offer up links for orders���along with shipping costs inlcuded��� for "Canada/Mexico" "United Kingdom/Europe," and "Australia/Asia/Everywhere Else." Stay tuned!

��2024 DDC Dry Goods Div., Merch Dept., Portland, Ore.

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