Foil Hat Theory 1/Part 1: The Border Invasion

It’s time to fill up your conspiracy theory bingo card for 2024, and only you can decide what to put on it. For the foreseeable future, I will be offering you theories considered by the foil hat folk. Keep in mind, they are just that, theories. I don’t’ expect you to believe every single one of them; I only want you to consider them and let them open your mind. Then, you can decide how best to prepare, what to put on your "bingo card," so to speak. That said, let us begin with theory #1: The Border Invasion is a DELIBERATE invasion.

This is probably one of the easiest theories out there to swallow because of the saying “if it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it’s probably a duck.”
Right now, the border situation is walking, looking, and quacking like an invasion. Therefore, it is probably an invasion.

Other than the sheer numbers of foreigners coming across the border, there are other telltale signs:

1.) This army is getting things most American citizens aren’t for free: warm shelter, food, and medical care. I once had a civilian classmate tell me and my ROTC buddies “it’s ridiculous how much money the government spends on you.” She was right, but we were part of the army, and armies are always prioritized over the citizenry. Always.

2.) President Brandon is in a pissing match with Governor Gregg Abbot of Texas. Joe was even caught on a hot mike threatening the Texans with fighter jets, and sadly, I’m not surprised by this. Why? Well governments usually don’t’ like their armies being messed with and can get mighty testy when such a thing happens.

3.) And for me the most telltale sign of all, the illegal immigrants are “hurrying up and waiting.” I know this is a difficult concept for those who haven’t served, so I’ll explain with an example:

Let’s say I want to take Kansas City, but my troops are in Guadalajara, Mexico. Well, that won’t do at all. There’s over 1500 miles of territory my army must cross before they can invade Kansas City. No way they can attack with any efficiency from that distance. So, I must “hurry” them to Missouri or perhaps Leavenworth KS. Once they are there, they need to rest, be briefed on the mission, and survey the geography/environment for their approach. They may even need a little onsite training or time to get used to the climate since Kansas is typically a lot colder than Mexico.

Also, I don’t’ want the enemy to know what I’m doing, so I won’t’ tell most of the troops when they are going to attack until just before it happens. After all, I don’t need Private Juan leaking the plan to his girlfriend back home. I need Private Juan and his gun outside the switch tracks in Kansas City Kansas and knowing little about the timeline until just before he fires that gun. So, for most of their stay in Leavenworth or Missouri, my army will be waiting.

Let’s compare my hypothetical scenario to the migration crisis with a quick look at the migrant’s behavior. What are they doing after they are moved? Are they establishing new lives? Buying homes? Getting jobs? Studying the US Constitution? Becoming the new “conservatives” Con Inc. has promised us?

No.

They are hurrying across the border and then waiting in hotels, schools, tents, gymnasiums, etc. They are transiently quartered like a transient army, playing on cell phones, laying on cots, watching movies. They are behaving EXACTLY as I did when I first got to Kuwait, waiting until the brass ordered me into Iraq.

They are hurrying up and waiting.

So, now that we know this is an invasion and the migrants are an army, that begs the question: "why is this army here?"

That is a blog for another day, friends, as there are several scenarios us foil junkies are considering. I will present a condensed version of each next week, but I’ll give you a little hint:

It has nothing to do with voting.