I guess it's like when people claim it is too cold to snow

I can't tell who you are; but, I can (sometimes) tell how you got here. For example, Sir Google has sent people here due to the following searches: Travelling with baby Garden of my ancestors At least guess Plodding along to Bethlehem (this seems to be the most popular) Alles van die beste (2nd most popular) Write along for kids You must be willing to kill your darlings Yesterday, however, I discovered somebody came from here. There I am, in all my quoted glory and...spelling mistake. Which, ...