Grin like a Croc and build a theocratic powerbase for the big end-game.

 

Full Interview: Preacher Kenneth Copeland Defends Lavish Lifestyle

 

Just check out those eyes. Really great work if you can get it. Pays VERY well and gives you lots of devoted followers, all happy to throw money at you, without question. 

Yes, droning on and on about some make-believe old guy in the sky in a white robe, who was invented by ancient donkey herders, is a fine career move. Qualifications include:  

   
The expertise to grin widely in every feasible situation.

Blurt out groundless...